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Joel Osteen Podcast

Healing Words - Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2017

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Healing Words - Joel Osteen

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Joe Loos Dean podcast.

0:02.6

Help us continue to share the message of hope

0:05.0

with those all over the world.

0:07.0

Visit joelosdeen.com slash give hope to give a gift today.

0:23.0

Well, God bless you.

0:24.0

It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:26.0

And if you're ever in our area,

0:28.0

please stop by and be a part of one of our services,

0:31.0

our promise you will make it feel right at home.

0:34.0

I like to start with something funny.

0:36.0

I heard about this teenager that just got his driver's license.

0:40.0

He asked his father about borrowing the car.

0:43.0

The dad said, son, I'll make a deal with you.

0:45.0

If you bring your grades up, read your Bible every day,

0:49.0

and cut your hair, I'll let you borrow it.

0:52.0

He came back a few weeks later asking about it again.

0:55.0

The dad said, son, you brought your grades up.

0:58.0

You've been reading your Bible, but you still haven't cut your hair.

1:01.0

He said, dad, I've been thinking about it.

1:03.0

Moses had long hair, Samsung had long hair, even Jesus had long hair.

1:08.0

The dad said, yes, son, and they walked everywhere they went.

1:12.0

Say it like you mean it.

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