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about amazon.com. Lou and Massapequa, what's going on, Lou? Hey, guys, how you doing? Good,

man. What's up? Not much. So I'm thinking if the Yanks lose tonight, what the headline will be in the New York Post tomorrow? I had a few ideas. I was wondering if you guys know. All right. Go ahead. Do you have some ideas? So I guess if Schlitler doesn't do it too well, I was thinking maybe, you know, Yang Schlett the bed. Yeah, Schlett the bed is, yeah, that's one. Up Schlitt's Creek, maybe. Yeah, Schlitt hits the fan. Yeah, there's another one, yeah. Let's hope that doesn't happen. Let's hope it goes the other way. What happens if they do win and Kim, Schlittler plays well and pitches well? Then what is the headline? They already used holy Schlitt, right? Yeah, yeah, they've already used that, so they've got to come up with something else. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But you have to think positive. Are you a Yankee fan? Oh, yeah, I'm a Yankee fan. No, for sure. I mean, miracles can happen. Miracles. It's not a miracle. What are you talking about? It's just a baseball game.

Well, I mean, who's going to pitch after Schlitler if they win tonight? I mean, I mean, you're going to put freed out there again? I guess you have to. Yeah, at the end of the day, you worry about that when you get there. Right now, you just, you focus in on one game, one game, blah, blah, blah.

How many times I tell you people out there?

You can even lose blah, blah, blah. How many times I'm like, I tell you people out there.

You can't even lose blah, blah, blah on you.

That's unbelievable.

Yes, I know.

Yeah, well, because the, you know,

Schlett and the real word is more like a negative thing than a positive thing,

you could come up with more negative headlines with that pun.

But the positive ones, yeah, are they tougher?

Like if it was a bad call that cost the Yankees, Bullshlet, you could do that.

But let's not, I mean, let's think about, give me a positive one.

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