I was glad last night when I talked to Keith that I was not with him.

He said it was really cold.

But they were having a good time.

He said they were driving along, and he said they kept seeing something on the side of the road.

And he said they stopped at this place and asked him what it was.

Anybody got a clue what it is, black and small in a ditch?

It was black and small.

Kind of small in a ditch.

And they kept seeing it.

I said, what was it?

He said, you have to guess.

A porcupine. Ah!

Yeah.

That's what I said.

Ah!

Yeah.

He said, yeah, they have them everywhere up there.

So I thought, okay, porcupines.

So, uh, okay. But they're having a good time. It's real cold, but they're doing real good.

I think he went faster than he ever went in the airplane. So he hasn't stopped smiling yet, he said.

So I said, so you had a real good tailwind, right? He said, yep. I said, so what about the headwind when you come back?

He went, oh.

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