He Wears the IDIC So You Can Know the Time (Picard S3E5)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2023
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
When a person from Picard’s past shows up to interrogate him about Jack, they have to rip off some emotional scabs to get back to a place of trust. But when Jack starts acting more like Jason Bourne than The Manchurian Candidate, the team uncovers clues about the evolution of the Changeling plot. When is having low expectations the best approach? How is an acting Captain’s log like a shoe? What’s Beverly’s automatic signature? It’s the episode that’s more puffy than usual!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:29.9 | we get home from London. |
| 0:31.6 | It is a touring crucible for me and Ben, and we're doing it all for the FODs out there. |
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