All right, I got duped. It's fake news. It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

So what we're about to hear you thought was real news when you heard it first, Michael?

I did. I fell hook, line, and sinker.

But it's supposedly funny either way. Okay, let's do it.

Well, you may have seen several people on the streets

near the Frida Lay Plant today, kind of looking like this. KS&2 News reporter Dan Garrett

explains why people are gathering in hopes that their voices are heard. Man, it just, I'm hot, I'm

tired, I'm mad. They got us working 84 hours a week in this day, all right? Do it look like my shoes can hold my fat ass for 84 hours?

That's what I'm saying.

And the thing about it, they got the little mascots on the thing.

Chesa Tito, he ain't got to worry about this type of shit.

He just get on his motorcycle and he's gone.

I can't afford the motorcycle with the pay they give me up in here.

I got child support coming out of my check.

I got the food stand's about to get cut off.

And what's a little handsome man with the Steve Harvey mustache on the Pringles can?

The Pringle's man and the little boy with the dog on the cracker jacks box.

You ain't never seen them frowning, did you? Now, the only thing Frito can do is kiss my ass,

because now I'm about to go, uh, uh, uh,

and say about Frito Lays, I'm going to go be lazy, you hear me?

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