HE WAS 13 AND YOU WERE 5?
Guys We F****d
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4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2015
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
After Corinne regales the #fuckers with her tale of being a fallen mouth soldier, the girls of Sorry About Last Night dissect an excitingly explorative E-mail (cough sexual slave fantasy cough) and recount a second E-mail that they decided was better left in the safety of their private inbox. This week, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with friend, comic & molestation survivor, JUSTIN PEREZ, to talk about being sexually abused by a close family member of the same gender, when to unload your baggage on the new girlfriend, hyper sexuality, cheating, therapy, manic masturbation, and what to do when your molester shows up at your comedy show. Plus, farts! Just to keep it light & airy. Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh Visit JUSTIN's Website: http://www.justinperezcomedy.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Justin: twitter.com/JustinPerez Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US BEING FUNNY... LIVE: Friday, October 30th @ 9pm NACHO BITCHES (Blair's Bday/Halloween Edition!) 241 East 24th St. (bet 2nd & 3rd Ave) P. 212.696.5233 Use code NACHO for $10 tix! http://newyorkcomedyclub.laughstub.com/event.cfm?cart&id=415478&_ga=1.180853543.1232341733.1444972628 Thursday, November 5th @ 8:30PM {LOS ANGELES, CA!} "Guys We Fucked and Friends!" at The Comedy Story in Hollywood! This show is going to be the best night ever. Get your tickets in advance, they're only $10! http://hollywood.thecomedystore.com/event.cfm?id=419818&cart Wednesday, November 11th @ 8:00PM come see Krystyna do stand-up and sing with a live band at GODAMN COMEDY JAM at the Underground Arts in Philadelphia! For tix: http://tktwb.tw/1Wi0Ck9 Friday, November 20th @ 7:00PM come to GLAMOURPUSS! Hosted by Krystyna and previous #GuysWeFucked guest, Wendi Starling! (82 W. 3rd Street) For tix: glamourpuss5.brownpapertickets.com
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Guys We Fucked |
| 0:02.8 | Guys We Fucked |
| 0:04.8 | I'm Christina I'm Corinne. We're sorry about last night |
| 0:08.6 | The Antis bloodshaming podcast. I never stop |
| 0:15.9 | Yo fuckers welcome to another episode of Guys We Fucked |
| 0:18.9 | It's Guys We Fucked The Antis bloodshaming podcast. I am Corinne. I'm Christina. Oh my god |
| 0:25.7 | You should come |
| 0:27.7 | I'm going to see it's you comedy tonight. It is October 30th. It's Halloween Eve guys |
| 0:33.8 | Happy early Halloween. I'm excited. Can't tell you what I'm being because I never do but I know you never fucking tell |
| 0:39.5 | We're gonna have pictures. I always try come to nacho bitches with the costume |
| 0:44.2 | Um, I gotta watch. We have to see if Blair can get her costume Blair no pressure, but |
| 0:50.1 | If you fuck this up if Blair was talking doesn't wear costume nobody's |
| 0:54.8 | Shit she's the Halloween Nazi so far. I have spent |
| 0:59.4 | Less money than last year on my costume, but more money than my mother is going to be happy with right right right right |
| 1:05.9 | That's pretty easy. Listen, this is the most to me the most important day of the year |
| 1:09.6 | Like I can have a child and Halloween would still be more important than a child's birth |
| 1:13.9 | Well shit, so that's why I'm not gonna |
| 1:16.2 | Yeah, I was gonna say if you have a kid that motherfucker's gonna be better |
| 1:19.8 | I'll give you the same hand |
| 1:23.8 | Being I just so annoying to say I have representation my manager. It's just like so obnoxious like I love him |
| 1:28.8 | But it's obnoxious to say that. Um, he's very cute. So uh the hint is I am dressing up as one of my heroes |
| 1:36.7 | Take that as you will. Oh my gosh. So many you have so many fucking heroes dude |
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