Hello, everybody, and welcome to Secret Keepers Club.

Thank you guys so much to chaining in.

So happy to have you here.

As always, my name is Carly Aquilino.

I'm your host, and girl, you know that I had a couple drinks.

If you follow me on Instagram, I announced this.

I said, I'm going to have a couple drinks.

I might be a little tipsy when I record the potty.

I had a fiasco over at

the Trader Joe. Okay. And people keep asking me, why are you saying Trader Joe singular? Because

that's my man. And I only have eyes for, I mean, come on. I only have eyes for one of them. Also, what is he trading? Is he a

day trader? Is he trading Pokemon cards? Is you trading baseball cards? These are all questions that we

should more tonight at 11. Girls, stop. It's not funny. Anywho, I went, I was in the stew all day. People are

DMing me going, girl, they have pickle beer at Trader Joe. Some of you were sending me

screenshots of it. Some of you were sending me pictures of you actually holding the special beer okay and so i said

i'm getting the hell down there so when i got home i strapped up my jelly sandals and i said

off to school we go i get to the trader joe and you know what happens as always i'm disappointed by a man

jo didn't have the stuff jo didn't have the sauce that we needed. So I bought the ingredients to make pickle beer. Anywho, the whole thing is I was on Instagram. I'm like making, I had just made it myself. But girl, I was just eating dinner and I'm like hysterical laughing thinking about how you really

can't say anything. And this is so wild. Okay. And you guys know that this is like a main reason

why I hate posting on social media. Okay. I just hate it because it's like it's not even like,

oh, maybe this is like a little too what for the public girl

you don't have to say shit somebody's upset okay i was talking on my instagram today about

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