This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Hello, hello. Still raining. I know, I know. I wish I could make it better for you, but unfortunately we can't. It's Monday the 30th of September and then, because on 30th, 30th, half September, April, June and November, all the rest have 31.

But it doesn't make any difference, does it?

Because it's a Monday and it's the day you hate.

I love it.

I love a Monday.

I can't wait to get back on air and go through the papers.

So I've been through the papers.

There's bits about Boris Johnson.

There's bits about the Conservative Party conference which started the other day. Already they've got a person asleep on the front row. You know, I mean, the bloominth thing

hadn't even started and he'd gone to sleep. Loads of people who turn up. There's a woman who's

accused Boris Johnson of touching her knee, I believe, under, well, I mean, good God, we're all

guilty of that, aren't we? I mean, how many times have you sat down at a dinner, but the funny thing is, the woman sitting opposite claimed it had happened to her as well.

How big are this man's arms?

I mean, they must be absolutely enormous.

And anyway, and I thought, oh, well, that's not very pleasant, is it really?

Just when he's got all these other things.

And it turns out it was 20 years ago 20 years ago but

ironic that this woman's just got a new column which has started in the Sunday time to think or the

times I couldn't quite work it out whatever it is he said it's absolute rubbish and and she said I've

obviously got a better memory and then when we all sit back and go, well, who's telling the truth?

We don't know, do we?

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