Hey everybody, what's going on? Welcome to episode number 11 of the He Said She Said

podcast. I am your host, reality Steve. As always, join my co-host, Ashley Spivey. Ashley,

how are you? I'm great. How are you? I could be better. I have a dog that won't stop

moving underneath my legs and eating my mic cords and eating and digging into the trash.

And I'm trying to keep her, like as I'm recording with you, I have to have one hand continuously

petting her or also going to hear her whining on the air. The mic picks it up and I just

wish she would. I don't know why this is recent. I've had Luca since August. I'd say the

first two months I recorded podcasts, whether they with you or whether they were with my

regular podcast, I would just sit here, come down, sit, record for an hour, hour and

half, whatever it may be. And she never had a care in the world. Just sat in the other

room, did whatever. And now the last three or four, she is an absolute menace underneath

my desk, either trying to stick her head between my legs or digging into the trash or eating

the mic cords. And if I stop petting her, she's just going to start whining and you're

going to hear it on air. And I don't know what to do. So I have to sit here and pet her.

So if I sometimes seem distracted, I'm blaming Luca there. All right. So before we get

to our calls today, we got two interesting ones. We have Megan and Massachusetts and Tina

and Tennessee. These are both fairly long, about 40 minutes calls each. One really bizarre,

the first one Megan is a really bizarre person situational. She's not bizarre. The situation

is really bizarre. You'll hear it when we get to it. She had an incident in her past

with her father. You could probably imagine where this is going. There are two villains

in this story. Yeah. And one is not a human. Yeah. And then we have Tina and Tennessee

who is very emotional numerous times during the call. And you really feel bad for her because

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