This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. For today, it's Wednesday. It's the 4th of March.

And for the life of me, I can't remember what's supposed to be happening on the 4th of March. I shall have to think about it.

There's something definitely happening on the 4th. There's something in my diary for the 4th of March. And I can't remember what it is.

It doesn't matter.

It'll turn up later.

So where do we begin today?

Oh, it's Prince Andrew's signature chat up line.

Another woman said he tried the same trick on her as Caprice.

Caprice, whose career finished years ago.

And she was allowed to sit on the throne, which of course, I mean, that's how the Duke of York

makes friends, I assume. It's either that or hangs around with the wrong people. Really is not a

pleasant person at all. It's just bizarre, isn't it? Oh, I found a receipt. Somebody's been to,

somebody's bought an Americano with milk on the side. Whatever it was, it was £5.70 and I've got no idea what it is.

Britney Spears reveals she wants to remove the pink dice. She got tattooed on her wrist with her ex Kevin and she's had her ups and downs, isn't she really? Also, Love Island

Twins, Jessica and Eve Gale. These are the waitresses. They went on a Manchester shopping spree the other day.

Is this what people wear in Manchester in the middle of winter? Sort of your, you're sort of your

underwear. It's a bit trashy. But never mind, we now know that the whole thing is fake.

Seeing as the two who split up, one of them was somebody and the other one was somebody else,

were told to be together because you make more money working as a couple.

And these two here, Jessica and Eve Gale, who believe you and me,

must have spent about three hours in makeup before they wandered off with a load of bags going shopping.

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