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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Sounds like a case of the Mondays.

It's Monday.

I know it's Monday. And now on this fabulous Monday from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios, it's the Bob and Sherry show. Hey, happy Monday. Happy Monday. It's a happy Monday. Hey, it is. It's St. Patrick's Day Eve. This is your reminder to wear something green.

Remember when you were a kid, if you didn't wear something green, you'd get pinched?

Yes.

Why are so many of our childhood traditions so sadistic and awful?

Like, what did that?

Was it supposed to be a leprechaum pinching you?

What was the logic behind getting pinched?

The whole reason for wearing green is you're invisible to lepracons? Because if you're not invisible to lepracons, they will pinch you. So if you're not wearing green, yes. Oh, yeah.

Max, did you know this? I've never heard this. I've never heard this before.

This must be part of your Hartwell County Public Schools education. I love it.

Not all rednecks or dumbasses. I just go ahead and say.

I mean, you just bring some science to the show right now.

I did. I did. Science.

We got morons in the news coming up.

We have comedian Wachlan Patterson.

We've got a real-life treasure hunter story for you.

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