Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with me, Colson.

Jack.

I've got heartburn from that cookie, Ben.

On the Sofa is your podcast with your free mates off the telly.

We watch films.

We'd give tales and stories of our lives in between. Do we give advice? No, but we're going to start to. We used to, with Carlson's conundrum. We used to give, maybe it should come back, Carlson's conundrum. Oh yeah, we had calls. That was a good section that. If you've got a conundrum, you come to Colson. I've seen my boyfriend's dad and stuff like that, wasn't it?

It was good.

I suppose after the, we sort of ran out after six years, but my word, what a six years

it was on the conundrum.

The three of us, always on a Monday, we give tales of our lives and stuff that's been

going on. But I want

to start this Monday off because we've actually just been out on a school trip. So we do

Snack Showdown. Snack Showdown traditionally is Co-op. Media City Co-op. It got difficult for

us to film in there.

Hundreds of thousands of people come and try and see us.

What people won't realize is for us to do it, they close the shop.

And they're all extras.

They're all extras going past us.

And it means that each one of the snack showdowns probably takes two to three hours to film. A lot of the stuff we can't come up with it. The lighting. And what do we have four cameras on it? Four cameras? Yeah, any one time, four rolling. But a lot of the time, also, we've got writers giving us a funny line about chocolate buttons. Price. Oh, no, say that. It'd be funny. We'll go. We'll start to go.

Anyway, got difficult at the co-op.

So we thought, do you know what?

What other big conglomerate can we do? That's a big word. Thank you. It's good. Thank you. I'm good at that. M&S. We went M&S, didn't we? White City.

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