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It's Always The Husband

Sarah and Megan

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 593 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Send us Fan Mail Show: Forensic Files Episode: All The World's A Stage Year: 1989 Ted MacArthur was a HOMOCIDE DETECTIVE (remember this) in Miami married to an international beauty named, Pilar. Instead of being grateful his homely self married a sophisticated and smart woman, he decides to cheat. He also decided to get a lot of insurance on his wife. Well, you know what happens next. Except imagine if Homer Simpson was committing the crime. It was a shitshow. ...

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0:00.0	The following podcast contains adult themes and adult language, listener discretion advised.
0:06.8	And although we joke, if you or someone you know is affected by or a victim of domestic violence, dial 1-800-799-723, or visit the National Domestic Violence Hotlines website thehotline.org.
0:25.5	It's always the husband.
0:28.0	It's always the husband.
0:29.9	It's always a husband.
0:32.0	I don't keep me.
0:35.4	Hey, everybody.
0:36.7	It's Sarah.
0:37.4	This is Megan.
0:38.4	You are listening to It's Always the Husband podcast.
0:42.5	Hey, welcome.
0:43.7	Hey, everybody.
0:44.7	I hope you're doing fine or such.
0:49.4	We know we are.
0:52.2	Doing fine.
0:53.2	I don't know.
0:53.9	Yeah, I guess. We don't have to go to the deodorant factory for a while yet. None of us have had a mental breakdown this week. I don't think so. Well, I mean, you or I haven't. I usually always do. Some of our friends have. We're waiting on Tina's baby. Oh, I know.
1:11.5	She's going to shit that out pretty soon.
1:13.3	We check on our one young friend who's having a baby.
1:18.9	Much younger than the rest of us old bitches.
1:22.0	Yeah.
1:22.3	At that grad party.
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