He's An Ass Clown & A Joke
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features:
- We're back, weight gain over break & New Year's resolutions
- Katie Green's Headlines!
- The NFL & Maduro capture
- Mailbag!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.3 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.7 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.2 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.5 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now he's Armstrong and Getty. He's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:25.6 | My half-drunk coffee from two weeks ago is still sitting here. |
| 0:31.4 | Oh, no. |
| 0:32.4 | Should I drink that? |
| 0:33.3 | No, go for it. |
| 0:34.2 | Probably not. |
| 0:35.4 | I don't know. |
| 0:36.3 | Are you a pussy? |
| 0:54.4 | Live we're back from Studio C. Does this stuff still work? C-Sior. A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty communications compound. Hey, y'all. Today, starting the brand new year. Getting back to real life, we are under the tutelage of our general manager. Usually it's Armstrong and getting tanned rested and ready, but I got to go with Nicholas Maduro. |
| 1:01.4 | Who that? You know, and I, you know, if you follow the news at all, you know who that is. |
| 1:05.8 | But how many of the 80 million people that voted for Donald Trump could have told you who |
| 1:10.8 | either the |
| 1:11.6 | president of Nicaragua was or who Nicholas Maduro was when they went and cast a vote for |
| 1:15.9 | Donald Trump? |
| 1:17.8 | Wow. |
| 1:18.3 | One percent? |
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