He’s A Sock Sniff Freak – And It Gets Worse From There

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:09:00 Another Crack At An Uncensored AI Chat Bot 06:09:16 AI Generated Sex Story Sounds Like It Was Written By A Horny Teenage Indian 11:55:12 Vulgar City Council Outburst 14:36:20 Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work Goes Wrong 20:18:02 An American In The Unites States of America Freaks Out In An […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, February 7th, 2020.
0:03.5	Coming up on the program today, if you thought pedophiles were the most hated group in the world,
0:07.7	let me introduce you to Nazi pedophiles.
0:10.4	Plus, why is generating hemorrhoid-themed sex stories so difficult for AI?
0:15.3	And a Southwest airline ticket counter queen slays.
0:19.0	All coming up today.
0:26.3	Distorted View Daily proudly presents leaving a voicemail on a masturbator enthusiast website
0:30.6	I love all the picture of the guys really beating near me
0:34.7	coming all over the place just having a good time enjoying themselves.
0:40.3	I'm interested in the uncut guys, which you have a lot on your sight.
0:47.3	The first one I saw was in kindergarten.
0:51.3	Kid standing next to me at the urinal had a little extra blob on the end of his
0:57.8	stick not like mine. Wow, I was fascinated. The next time I saw what when I was in about
1:04.5	fourth grade and I used to walk home from school with a kid who lived a couple of doors away and we
1:14.6	used to go down in his basement and we take a piss.
1:18.6	And he would hold his horsekin closed and fill it up to be, let it stay out all the place
1:26.6	put it up.
1:29.4	Even at that age, it got hot.
1:32.6	So you can see where I'm coming from.
1:40.7	Just interesting to see all your stuff on the internet. I pretty good hard all afternoon watching this stuff uh take it off call back later thanks
1:52.2	it's distorted view daily with tim henson rank my boy pussy welcome to one 800 boy pussy! Welcome to 1-800 asshole.
2:01.2	I've injected my knee with my feces, 120 cc, under my kneecap, just liquefied, pumping in.
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