Now, broadcasting live, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

And now, he is Armstrong and Getty.

Oh, live from Studio C.

See? See? See? Or?

You know what it is? It's a dimly lit room.

Deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound.

And today, on a Monday, brand new week,

we're into the tutelage of our general manager.

Alex Baudley.

Oh, one fortunate.

I was also thinking of Anthony Fauci soon to be fired

and the double bomb atmospheric river.

What the heck is a double bomb atmospheric river?

It's the gigantic webinar phenomenon,

sliming the western part of the United States.

Also, coincidentally, and this is a little odd,

I just released an album.

The first half of it is Hardcore Funk.

And the second half is New Age, like flute melodies,

but not like aggressive flute melodies, really.

General flute melodies.

And I call it double bomb atmospheric river.

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