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JEFF FM

Jeff Wittek

Self-improvement, Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:29.6	My nigger outside
0:31.6	Get up, get up, get up
0:33.6	Get my money, nigga
0:34.6	Get my money, man, get my money,
0:35.6	Yeah, I don't have anybody, Nicky. You got that, man, yeah, no, it money, my money, dude. You got that money, nigga. You got that money. You got that money. You got that money. Oh, everybody got money on. 50 cent. What up 50? Stop calling me that. Alright, my little nigger from belly. I'm a female with a whole pussie. Stop calling me that. Look what I got me.
0:55.0	I got me a snow bunny.
0:56.0	Look, see?
0:57.0	I tell you, I still want you.
0:59.0	Put that away, put that away. Put that away. Come on the bike. We're out real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. Hey, yeah, come on, hurry out. Take you on a drill, nigga.
1:07.0	Yo, what's up? Welcome to Jeff FM IR.
1:09.0	Look, right now you could tell he's deep in thought that he's planning an attack.
1:13.0	Oh! Yo, what's up? Welcome to Jeff FM IRL. Look, right now you could tell he's deep in thought that he's planning an attack.
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