He Rides A Motorcycle & Saves Ducklings
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features...
- The Pope is a dick, Jack's baby ducks & AI
- Katie Green's Headlines!
- C.O.W. Clips of the Week & Iran opens the Straits of Hormuz
- Mailbag!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:15.3 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:18.8 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:21.2 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:23.5 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:25.1 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:34.8 | Live from my own home, which I'll explain later. |
| 0:38.1 | And Studio C, which it all comes through the internet. |
| 0:42.7 | The Armstrong and Getty show from Studio C. |
| 0:48.7 | See the air. |
| 0:50.8 | It's off balance. |
| 0:52.6 | You're calling a play at the line. I don't know. You're yelling Omaha. I can't remember what play that is. It's all coming together in a dimly lit room. Deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie P. Communications compound. And today we are toiling under the title of the show. Two interrelated titles, really. Number one, is the Pope a dope or should we dump Trump? And that's a question for Catholics or escalate to deescalate. |
| 1:16.3 | That is what Il Papa doesn't quite understand. That's the telling you for the Pope. I'm very sophisticated. |
| 1:21.2 | I'm really heated up about this story. The Pope's a dick, which I think is the most controversial thing I've ever said. |
| 1:27.3 | Oh, golly. |
| 1:30.2 | Katie, what are you going to do for living next? |
| 1:33.0 | I've got to think about it. |
| 1:34.9 | It's now clear. |
| 1:35.7 | Maybe I'll work at a nursery. |
| 1:37.1 | I'll be making keys. |
| 1:39.3 | It's now clear. |
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