'He loves Twitter more than he loves that Melania'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
This week on LuAnna: we have nose and hair troubles, Lu’s got a new pad and we’re OBSESSED, Anna’s cheating on Aldi with Waitrose, the Collins clan have relocated and Lu can’t live without her thermomix, guess who Anna’s on the phone to AGAIN, Imo makes a confession and Anna is working mum personified as Enzo makes his debut appearance on the pod.
Plus, old ladies picking up shit, your ex seeing you in the shower, Trump’s finally been banned from Twitter, a man with a long penis is taking Denmark by storm and a smelly weirdo.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the brand new Talk Talk TV hub, the TV hub that's shaking things up. |
| 0:06.6 | Beward, it's Luhanna and this podcast contains honest, pretty upfront opinions, |
| 0:11.8 | Rance Bans and general explicit content. But it's 2021, it's Ronaland, and you know you love it! |
| 0:19.7 | Well, not the Ronaland bit, that shit. But you know you love the pod. Hi guys! |
| 0:23.0 | Hi! How's everyone doing? I'm Louise Zisman, she's Anna Williamson, and each and every week we're bringing you our views on the big throws of the week. |
| 0:35.0 | How's life, girlies? |
| 0:38.0 | Life, life. What I'm most concerned about right now is do you ever feel like you've got a bogey stuck right up your nose and you can't get it out? |
| 0:47.0 | I have blown my nose at eight times and there is still something lodged up my schnapps and it's really annoying. |
| 0:52.0 | Yes, I totally get you. Do you ever get like, I've never had a cold sore like around my nose? |
| 1:00.0 | Me neither. But I'm sure I get cold sore up my nose. Or maybe I just pick my nose so much. |
| 1:05.0 | You do have issues with your nose quite a lot actually. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, nasal hair issues. Maybe that's why I shouldn't do all that shit to my nose. |
| 1:14.0 | I might be. But yeah, here we go with, I've got a massive schnapps and big nostrils. You haven't, although you know how you gave us that fact of the thing went as you, oh God, an acceptance. |
| 1:26.0 | Hello. Hello. |
| 1:28.0 | About how your nose and your ears keep growing. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:32.0 | Ever since you gave us that fact, I've looked back at photos. In my downstairs, Lou, I've got like a photo collage, you know, I bet you look better. Yeah, my nose has got lodged. |
| 1:44.0 | And I'm more offended by my nose now when I look at best photos. I have to really try in selfies to like get a good angle now. |
| 1:51.0 | Get a flu. |
| 1:52.0 | I am. |
| 1:55.0 | You know, you're preaching, I'm preaching to the converted. My nose, honestly, I used to be so much more attractive when I was younger. |
| 2:04.0 | I'm already done. |
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