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Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband is 39 and I'm 37. We have three

children under the age 10. I rarely get out anymore, so I was so excited when my girlfriends

planned a night out for my birthday. I got a babysitter so my husband could go hang out with

his friends too. My girls took

me to my favorite restaurant, and then we went to the club down the street from the restaurant.

My husband and I know the owner, so he sat me in the VIP area and sent over two bottles of champagne.

I called my husband to let him know I was at the club. He said he would pick me up around 1 a.m. because he didn't want me in the car with one of my drunk girlfriends. After we hung up, I started drinking a lot and I was dancing a lot. I danced with whoever asked me, but mostly I was in a circle dancing with my girlfriends. At one point I had to use a bathroom and

it was crowded so the security guard led me to the bathroom and he stayed by the door until I finished.

When I came out, he put me on his shoulders and cut through the dance floor to take me back to my

girls. They cheered and hyped me up for being on this big, strong man's shoulders.

My husband had to come pick me up, and he saw me on the man's shoulders, and he was very unhappy.

He said that everybody in the club could see my bear, but he knows that I don't wear underwear, especially with tight dresses.

He said I have my bear vajajay on the back of another man's neck, and I should be ashamed.

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