What's up guys? We have one of the greatest prank phone calls ever on the Patreon today.

You're going to want to see that. It was fantastic. And enjoy the pod with a really strange

guest that we found somewhere.

Yeah.

All right, Nigo. All right. Well, Nico's been dropping the ball like always. So I just,

I did something today. I brought a guy with a huge cock on the

pod.

Nico, we need you to be uncomfortable right now because we think that's what you need to get through

to the other side of your misery. Your home situation is falling apart. You've got two dogs

that some say you have sex with. Most say. Most say there's a majority of people. At least 51% of some say you have sex with most say most say there's a majority of people at least 51% of people say you have sex with your dogs

We've been polling we have been we we are the new pollsters in town until there's another presidential election this is the only thing left to poll

So yeah, polymark it's got good odds that you're having sex with a three-legged one. Yeah. What are the odds?

You know, it's got it like 71%, the smart money. So it's even higher than our polling. I would throw a thousand on that, boys. This isn't financial advice, but I would throw a thousand on the fact that Niko is having sex with a three-legged dog. So we just brought a guy with a big cock here. And then people haven't heard about this, but my cock has recently grown to the point where it's bigger than Leo's. That's just a flat out lie that he's been telling me at the house, because he lives with me now, this psychopath. He tells me this about five to six times a day. And he even told my cat,o yes earlier today. Well, I just feel like there

needs to be a patriarch of the household. And the patriarch needs to hold a, you know, a sort of like

a staff. Okay. There he needs to be the top man of the totem pole. These are both phallic symbols

and I is the guy with the bigger willyy naturally are going to take the head of the

recent bigger willy it's not always been like it's now recently it happens sometime around Columbus

day around Columbus day that's what I surpassed a lot of my my Italian brothers are celebrating in the

streets you better watch your mouth while you were drunk in a gutter that night. Celebrating something some guy did 500 years ago. Oh, yeah. Discovered America? Yeah, yeah. Well, I was working. I was working really hard. I was at the gym that day. I was working my cardio. Got a wheatgrass smoothie after. And my healthy lifestyle has facilitated enough growth in my member that on that day I overtook you,

buddy. So chess press at the gym has, has put, has added an inch or two. It didn't hurt.

That's a lot. And girth. That's a lot. An inch or two? Yeah. I would say even more. More than an

inch or two. When I was, people don't know this. When I was 21, I would say even more. More than an injure too?

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