He Had No Idea I Was Coming...

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0	Okay, I've got something wild. This episode is sponsored by Bolesa, my friends of Bolesa.
0:05.8	Belaessa and I are giving away free toys or free gift cards to every single one of you.
0:10.8	If you've seen the viral toys like the Rose, the Whisper, or the new Pebble Pro, yeah,
0:16.8	those are Balesas. They're by women for everyone and designed to actually feel good. So here's the deal.
0:24.2	Everyone who signs up wins something. Go to bbibs.com slash idiot. That's bbibs.com slash idiot.
0:35.2	B, B, B-B-V-I-B-E-S dot com slash idiot. b b i b i b e s dot com slash idiot and go grab your free toy today thank me later Sorry, I was just doing a little meditation.
1:12.7	Because you know how it is.
1:14.0	With kids, you don't get to meditate in the morning, you know, especially, you know,
1:21.4	school days, any days.
1:23.0	You just wake up and it's go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
1:25.6	Got to get them in the bath.
1:26.6	Got to get their breakfast. Got to get their in the bath. Got to get their breakfast.
1:27.6	Got to get their lunches made.
1:29.3	Got to calm down the meltdowns. Get out the door. Oh my God. Poppy didn't want to put her shoes on. Just sat there playing with their shoes. I said, please put your shoes on. I don't want to. I know you don't want to, but you can't go outside without shoes.
1:45.1	I don't want to put them on.
1:46.4	Okay, I get that you don't want to, but you can't go outside without shoes.
1:45.1	I don't want to. Okay, I get that you don't want to, but we're going to be late if you don't put your shoes on. I don't want to. All right, well, then I'm going to pick you up and you can put them in the car. I don't want to. Well, I know you don't want to, but we got to go because you're going to be So I'm going to pick you up and I'm going to bring your shoes and you're going to put them on the car.
2:02.4	I don't want to.
2:03.4	Okay, I hear you don't want to, but we got to go because you're going to be late. So I'm going to pick you up and I'm going to bring your shoes and you're going to put them on the car.
2:02.4	I don't want to.
2:03.4	Okay, I hear you and I don't care.
2:08.7	But we got them to school and all as well.
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