The Bird Show.

Anything more exciting than when you finally get into your brand new ride?

Yeah, it could be a used ride too, but it's new, right?

Just feels like you.

You've been saving up for it.

Been looking for the perfect vehicle or the one that you can afford that you're happy in.

You know, that represents who you are.

You get into that thing.

You're cruising it all around.

And then before you know it, you're in an accident.

Right.

And that dream car of yours or what have you is now ruined.

I would like to open up the Burt Show Book of Records right here.

Who bought a car and got into an accident the fastest?

1-855, Birchow.

This all comes from Tommy and his accident the other day.

Yep, I had my new truck, which I have titled Black Beauty.

That is her name because she is black and she is beautiful.

We got that.

Dallas, my coworker, said it is an EV. She goes, hey, why aren't you parking? I'm parking

outside on top of our deck. She goes, why don't you go down in the deck and charge? And I'm like,

hmm, that's a good idea. So I went down and I was very careful going down into it. That went

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