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Today I have a... Oh my God,. Today I have a...

Oh my god bro.

I have an interesting story time for you guys.

That's the only way I can put it.

So yeah, sit back, relax, grab a thing of popcorn, grab, you know, I don't know, something to drink,

and yeah, let's just jump right into it.

So the subscribers sent in this story. And by the way, you can send in stories and appear on the channel. Go to my Instagram and the description. Anyways, let's call this guy. Let's call him Xavier. Bro, there's a kid in my school, like a long time back. His name was Xavier. and he'd always be like, there would be like someone would say something, and he'd sit there and be like, shots fired. That's literally the only way I remember that guy. He'd just be like, shots fired. It's complete tangent. Anyways, right? So the subscriber, Xavier, he's in like, I don't know, fourth grade or something, third grade. And, you know, he's school, he's sitting in class one day and yeah, he's just chilling, he's vibing, having a pretty good time in class in this classmate, this classmate of his. Let's call this guy Ben. I know I use Ben every single day, and I use it so much. I actually got this comment on the last video, and this actually did end up getting top comments, so I don't

know how to go about this, but yeah, I also try and keep my words, so yeah. Anyways, right, Xavier's

sitting in class, in this random classmate of him, his Ben, right? Ben comes up to him, and at this point,

Ben's like, hey, do you want to hear something? Xavier's like, yeah, dude, what's up? And Ben's like, do you want to hear something Xavier's like yeah dude what's up

and Ben's like yo I got my mom I mean dude how do you just like go up to someone you're just like

hey how's it going man good bro do you want to hear something fun sure I mean like dude come on

how do you just like go up to them so nonchalantly?

And remember, this was in fourth grade or third grade or something. So, by the way, these kids' definition of, like, how babies were made were, like, holding hands a little bit too hard. No, dude, but for real, though, like, when I was in third grade, I was like, guys, I can't hold your hand. You might become pregnant. Yeah, but Xavier just kind of looked at this kid like, bro, what?

Bro, bro, bro, what?

Yeah. I can't hold your hand. You might become pregnant. Yeah, but Xavier just kind of looked at this kid like, bro, what? Bro. Bro, what? Yeah, so anyways, right, this kid, Ben, he's like, yeah, you know, my mom and I are having a baby. Look, Xavier is a little bit more grown up than these other kids. So these other kids still believe, including Ben, that, you know, when you hold someone's hand, you have a child with them. And this is not a science channel. This is not,

I'm not some Ph.D. graduate from, I don't know, MIT in the field of baby production.

Is that a field? No, But here's the thing, right?

I do feel like I'm qualified to tell you that you are 100% in cent safe to hold

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