Welcome back to Finn versus history, with Horatio Gould and Daniel Sloss still.

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This is part four of our epic trudge through. A great man. A great man. The Mardana of Dictators. Gone too soon. Gone but not forgotten. Maybe the funnest dictator there is, maybe. Yeah, Muammar Gaddafi. I'd say so. He's having such a laugh. Like all these other dictators have got the fucking SS. They've got their, you know, massive propaganda machines, the shutting down of free speech. Dower. Yeah, yeah. Gaddafi's like, get me bodyguards

with tits. Yes. It's so good. But what's interesting as well is when he first came to power and he still, when he was trying to, you know, flirt with Pan Arabism, he's really pushed like morality. Yeah. Like Sharia law. Gaze are flogged. Yeah. And also like no drinking. Yeah. And like women should cover up. But he's a massive coke head and has bodyguards with massive

tin he's a left wing London comic it's the hypocrisy of every single left from London

comic so Gaddafi has what's called an Amazonian guard now does he called him that than

that yes he calls him right fine because you have to be taller than him to get in yeah

you have to be you have to fine. Because you have to be taller than him to get in. Yeah.

You have to be, you have to be, uh, pretty. Yeah. You have to be this tall to write Gaddafi. You have to be, you have to be taller to ride and die for Gaddafi as well. Yeah, yeah. Uh, You have to be pretty. You have to be a virgin,

and you have to wear makeup and military uniforms. Yeah. And he goes from the 80... Yeah, from the 80s onwards, he just goes everywhere with these women. How tall is Gaddafi? How tall are these women? I think that's probably quite small. There's 1.83. That's not small. be shorter than Saddam if anyone wants to...

Saddam's tall though.

Saddam's like 6-2.

Is he?

Yeah.

I thought that was just the noose that did that. But he will start walking around in the late 80s with a fleet of, I mean, I'm aroused by it. Yeah. It's also like I love this. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. He's got his

male body guards who are like decked up. They've got the AKs. They've got all the guns and everything. And then he's got his female

bodyguards. And it is like when you're playing any sort of like fantasy game and men are in like big bits of armor

fully shielded yeah yeah and the girls are just like it's too small play things covering their

nipples uh a butt plug up the back and he's like they've they are as trained as the best of my

his whole his whole point was is that men find it harder to kill women. So they're better body-guards. That's awesome. That's so funny. It's like a feminist thing. The fact that he's flipping it and it's like a practical thing. Yeah. Also, I think if you... No, they had to have big tips to distract the people trying to kill me. Yeah. Yeah. I think if you, I think if you to ask any Muslim woman if that were true. They would be like, I'm sorry, what's the myth?

Yeah. Yeah. I think if you, also, I think if you were to ask any Muslim woman if that were true, they would be like, I'm sorry, what's the myth? Yeah. Men are unwilling to kill women. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's a, what an interesting Western concept. Yeah. The idea is, is that a sniper would be about to shoot Gaddafi, they're like, oh, look at the junk on that. She doesn't start jerking off. Oh, God. If I make them horny, they want to kill me. So Gaddafi starts going to all these, like, international conferences. Well, he doesn't because he's kind of a, um, when he's going to

the international

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