He Did Dally, with Mimi Pond
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. |
| 0:03.3 | Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:06.0 | On to the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:11.2 | It's Jordan Jesse Go. |
| 0:12.3 | I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart. |
| 0:14.3 | Jordan Morris, boy detective. |
| 0:16.4 | Happy holidays to you, my friend. |
| 0:18.1 | As we enter the new year, it's our first time recording in a few weeks. |
| 0:22.6 | I had a very eventful Christmas. I'd love to hear everything about it. I would say the number |
| 0:26.9 | one event was my 12-year-old woke up around midnight, 1145 maybe. I'm putting the presents under |
| 0:33.3 | the tree. Just the ones from my wife and I. Santa Claus, of course, puts his presence under there if there's any children listening. |
| 0:40.5 | There's children listening. |
| 0:41.9 | It's bad news. |
| 0:44.2 | Yeah, your parents have failed. |
| 0:47.0 | Ammancipate yourself from your parents. |
| 0:49.1 | Now, run from the house. |
| 0:50.6 | Yeah, is this a Culkin situation? |
| 0:52.7 | Run from the house. |
| 0:54.3 | You're going to end up upsetting Jesse Eisenberg. |
| 0:57.1 | Okay, it's like 1145. |
| 0:59.3 | My daughter, Scarlett, who normally Scarlett is up through the entire night because she has |
| 1:04.3 | anxiety about the presence and the excitement and everything gets overwhelmed. |
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