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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. Tuesday, the 11th of June, although to be quite honest, the amount of rain we had last night. I'm surprised any of us are here. It bucketed down. In fact, it started bucketing down yesterday when I left here, not too heavy. Managed to get on the bus. Didn't bring an umbrella. Looked a complete fool, I'm

afraid at the bus stop. But anyway, got the bus, got home, got on the bus to get home and then it was all fine. So I do the train and then I did the bus. And then it started raining in the afternoon and it carried on raining in the afternoon. And then when I opened the door this morning, I thought, I'll water the plants. I thought, best not. because it was still tipping it down. So I brought an

umbrella in, I bet you anything, I'm going to be the only one with an umbrella today in brilliant sunshine, because I think the rain has gone away. Anyway, coming up with, um, with an old story is Katie Price. You remember poor Katie Price, the worst dressed glamour. She'd have to be a glamour model. It involves taking your clothes off. She's one of the better people who looks, you know, marginally better

with them off than clothes on because she's got no sense of fashion at all. But anyway, apparently Adam Johnson, you know the paedophile footballer, just come out of prison. He bought her for £10,000 at a charity auction. And then she went, yeah, you can give me more money. and so got another two grand out of it and then she went yeah you can give me more money and so got another

two grand out of it and then she spent the night at uh at some place and i remember thinking i mean

this this is this is 10 years ago this is 10 years ago long time ago and you think to yourself

that's that's all it is really her life is just throw-ups, I think. And then she got slammed by fans. I mean, they're obviously not fans, if they slammed her, are they? She shared a snap of her daughter, Bunny, riding a pony whilst wearing a loose helmet. And people were saying, you know, that that helmet should be tighter and all the rest of it. But of course, after that picture was taken, we don't know whether or not she actually tightened the helmet up. I mean, she's supposed to know about these sort of things, but I don't think she knows bugger all, I'm afraid. Kieran Hela claimed that Bunny, the one we were just talking about, who's four, came back from Katie Price's Mucky Mansion with dirty feet and covered in makeup. Yeah, that's the, that's why

the house is a tip. It's a dump. It's an absolute dump. She's got no sense. She couldn't

clean if her life depended on it and the children are allowed to run riot. It's a bit

embarrassing, isn't it? Interestingly enough, over on Love Island, I only watch it just to

realise that there are people more thick than I am and they're

out there. They might look better, but they're certainly not brighter. Tommy Fury. Tommy Fury is one

of the thickest people. I mean, he is like sort of the sort of the mussely version of Joey Essex.

He's as thick as a brick. He didn't know how to make a cup of tea. Mind you, I read the other day that Harry Rednapp is so useless around the house. He doesn't know how to use the remote or do anything. I mean, he really is a Neanderthal. This is the one who only ever met one gay bloke, and that was John Barrowman. Yeah, obviously he didn't write. You know when that bloke said to Harry years ago, well, come for a sauna, you know, was that not the giveaway? Obviously not in your world. And so Tommy Fury reveals he doesn't know how to make a cup of tea. What a dimbo. What a dimbo. What a shame. It's peppermint tea. I know it's just a bag. You don't even milk in it, do you? Just put the bag in hot water. A little bit above him, though, he looks a bit thick.

But actually, all that program is, is people walking around with their clothes off. I'm not seen any decent outfits at all, actually. I've not seen anything decent. Although you, sorry? Or hair. They don't have hair, do they? Or tattoos. Only one has got tattoos. They've already kicked out a Welsh bloke who was 20, whatever he was. He's going back to the place he came from. It's called obscurity. And he will rot there for the rest of his thing, oh, I'm so embarrassed that I got kicked out. I thought, because you're thick, mate. That's why you're thick. Anyway, apparently Tommy Fury, this is the same one who can't make the cup of tea, teased by his pals.

Doesn't actually have any pals at all, I'm afraid, for making very eager advances at a teenage crush as his past as a baby-faced schoolboys unveiled.

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