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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Thursday. It's

the 3rd of December. What a good day. What a good day to be alive.

Good a day to be alive after all those scientists work their so-and-so's off to produce the antidote.

And you'll need two, practically a month apart but they've got

40 million to kick off with so where are you on the list you've seen the list now you should

have seen the list by now I think I'm doing okay your way down well you would be what's the

matter with you you're only young you know well you can't have it now you have to wait for people like me to have it first. So I'll be having it long before you will. Can't wait to get it, actually. Can't wait to get it. David Beckham is digitally aged to look 70. Do you know, honestly, is there no end to the gratuitous publicity that he will go for.

This is a haunting new campaign for Malarious.

What they've done, that they sort of age David Beckham.

I mean, you know, it's a bit difficult to tell what he's going to look like when he's 70

because it's not his...

He's going to need some more hair added by that time, I suspect.

However, even funnier was Gemma Collins, who's incidentally bad news.

She's released a record with Darren Day.

I mean, I'm assuming it is for some sort of horrible joke.

Anyway, here she is, the GC.

They say excluding glamour.

I don't kind of see that.

I must be blind or something.

Because here she is, she's 40, donning a white Chanel turban and an emerald green glitzy face mask. Well, what good that's going to do for it. And that's glamour, is it? Obviously glamour in another department. I mean, she looks ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. But I mean, there again, you know, she's not got anything to start with. But wearing these sort of outfits doesn't, and nothing glamorous about this at all. I'm really a bit disappointed. And then she was showing off her flexibility. I know. Ask Arge about that. He knows all about her flexibility. She kicks her leg in the air. No, she doesn't. She's basically pulled a leg up. She's going, take it now. It hurts. But she seems to be wearing a lot of sort of floaty, floaty pyjama type things,

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