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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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A British inventor says his tricked out trash can that broke the Guinness World Record for the fastest wheelie bin can now reach a speed of 66 miles per hour.

And it's convenient because if he hits so much as a pebble on the highway, they can just close the lid and he's ready for burial.

Trash bin that goes 60-some miles an hour. Set a record. There you go. Different people have different hobbies. You decide, you know what I'm going to do? Good for you. You're probably happier than me. You've found a goal in life. You've accomplished it. I've accomplished none of my goals. Do you figure you came to it through a passion for trash bins? Passion for speed. Passion for wheelies?

Did he say wheelie?

Speaking of trash, you know what I realized the other day? This is obvious, but it never

occurred to me. When I take out the trash, which I now have my son doing at a chore.

But when I take out the trash, I think, God, it seems like, I mean, it seems like I'm doing

this every other day as opposed to once a week.

That is trash day.

But it never occurred to me before.

You take the trash out one day, bring it in the next day.

That's two days out of seven.

It's twice as often as I'm dealing with trash as I'd ever, I've always thought of trash day being, why is one day out of the week seem like it's so often, but it's actually twice as much as I thought. So maybe that explains it. You got to wheel it out. Are you wheel it out to the curb neighborhood? Yeah. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Got to take it out there. Then three different trucks come by for some reason.

Uh... curb neighborhood. Yeah. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Got to take it out there. Then three different trucks come by for some reason.

Somebody's getting paid.

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