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Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.4 • 894 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
0:03.4	I need your help, Daddy.
0:04.3	What is wrong with you?
0:05.5	I'm gay.
0:19.8	You think you're fun, you think you're silly, you think you're cute. Shut the fuck up. Daddy, chill. What the hell is even that? Colton told me you've been spending a ton on wicked merch. Guilty is charged. The income's wrong. The spending's wrong. The scams are wrong.
0:20.9	The debt is wrong.
0:22.2	Your behavior's wrong.
0:23.6	I don't know, Caleb, I told you.
0:24.3	I don't look at that.
1:11.8	You're all right. Get your free trial to the dollar-wise budgeting app today. Join the tens of thousands of active users who are taking control of their money and changing their lives. With new features being added constantly, there's no reason not to try it. And if you like it, choose the annual version to save a ton of money and get my budget friendly cookbooks signed by me and mailed directly to you. Dollarwise.d.app or link in the description below. Hey, I'm Oliver. I'm 26 from Omaha, Nebraska, and this is financial audit. You got the Galinda one. I have the Galinda one, yes, the bubble ones. Okay, I'm excited for Wicked Part 2 to come out. You are? You're a Wicked fan? I like musicals. Good. It's gayer than bottoming, but I like musicals. Well, I don't know if anything's gayer than bottoming, Caleb.
1:15.4	Liking musicals.
1:17.1	And I fully embrace it and support it and love it.
1:20.8	I only brought this because this was not a good purchase.
1:24.2	Oh, so you wanted to demonstrate your misbehavior.
1:27.7	Yes.
1:28.4	Well, thanks for coming on from Omaha.
1:31.2	I'm sure Omaha, Nebraska doesn't like your kind.
1:33.4	What do you mean my kind?
1:35.0	The gays?
1:35.9	The Latinos?
1:37.0	No, the gays.
1:38.7	Latinos don't like them either.
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