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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Streaming services aren’t the only ones cracking down on account sharing. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Everybody get off of each other's shit.
0:04.6	Get off of each other's shit.
0:08.0	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates.
0:14.9	Non-crimes.
0:17.7	Wow.
0:18.6	Let me hang in on that one.
0:21.7	I just wanted to hear your beautiful voice in its singularity.
0:27.9	How are you?
0:29.3	I am good. How are you doing, Griff?
0:32.3	No, no, no. I asked how you are doing.
0:35.5	Okay, I am doing well.
0:39.6	I'm trying on wedding dresses on Saturday.
0:53.9	And I'm very excited, but also nervous because I made a mistake last night, which is that I tried to look at wedding dresses with Alex to get input of like what he might like or not like, to know a little bit and the man has some limitations
0:57.0	really yes okay i want to talk to him about those oh he he he doesn't like cream because to him it
1:05.7	doesn't register his bridal okay the purity of brides it doesn't doesn't count. He doesn't like tool because it's too
1:12.3	poofy. He doesn't like simple because it just looks like you're going to a party. And he doesn't
1:19.3	like off the shoulder because it looks like it, the dress fell down. Okay. So what I'm getting is you have to
1:24.5	have a snow white on the shoulder silk nightgown of sorts that
1:31.1	looks eventful but not too crazy but also not too simple.
1:36.1	Got it.
1:37.0	And that has Alex embroidered on the bottom of it.
1:40.1	Apparently.
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