HBM057: Impostor in a Pink Pinstripe Suit
Here Be Monsters
Here Be Monsters Podcast
4.6 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2016
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Growing up in small-town Montana, Bethany Denton's parents and teachers told her what she knew already: she was brilliant. Bethany couldn't help but feel destined for something big, even though she often skipped her school readings and phoned it in. Why try hard when you already know everything?
Content Note: Explicit Content
In high school, Bethany joined the speech and debate team and started winning medals in an event called Serious Oral Interpretation. One afternoon Bethany went to the bookstore and stumbled across a monologue by American author Joyce Carol Oates entitled Nuclear Holocaust, from her play I Stand Before You Naked. It's a first-hand account of a religiously devout and mentally unstable Southerner who eagerly awaits the world's destruction. It was the perfect kind of material for a Serious Oral Interpretation monologue, so Bethany bought the book. Her dramatic performance of this piece soon won her a trip to Las Vegas to compete against teenagers from across the country.
Bethany spent the next couple months slacking off, per usual. Later that summer in Las Vegas, Bethany steps in front of a room full of strangers and realizes that she's made a huge mistake.
Bethany Denton wrote and produced this story, with editing help from Jeff Emtman and Nick White from KCRW. Track image by Angie Foreman.
Music: The Black Spot, Flower Petal Downpour
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| 0:00.0 | From the independent producer project of KCRW, this is Here Be Monsters. My first grade teacher let me sit in the back of the room while she read aloud to the rest of the class. |
| 0:22.0 | I'd write stories back there. I wrote my |
| 0:25.8 | stories on brightly colored construction paper with crayon and pencil. They revolved |
| 0:31.0 | around little girls playing with foxes. |
| 0:34.0 | I remember drinking in my teacher's praises once reading time was over. |
| 0:39.0 | She would say things like, such imagination, you're so talented and after school my parents would read my |
| 0:46.0 | story booklets and beam at me you are such a great writer so smart six years old and I already knew I was destined. |
| 0:57.0 | I remember when my family bought our first desktop computer in 1999, a beige compact with a monitor the size of a toaster oven. |
| 1:10.0 | I begged my mom for one of her floppy disks, insisting that I needed to start my writing career. |
| 1:17.0 | She gave me a purple one and I started work on my masterpieces. |
| 1:22.0 | By that point I moved on from Foxes. Now my stories were |
| 1:26.7 | fabricated diaries set in the American frontier. They were rife with the kinds of |
| 1:32.0 | misunderstandings that only a nine-year-old could be forgiven for. |
| 1:35.0 | And all the while my parents doubted on me. |
| 1:38.0 | Bethany's a little writer. |
| 1:40.0 | She'll publish her first book before she's 20. |
| 1:43.0 | To make matters worse, I believed I had a natural knack for voices and accents. |
| 1:49.0 | And as a result, I joined the local children's theater. |
| 1:52.0 | In third grade, during the production of I joined the local children's theater. |
| 1:52.8 | In third grade, during the production of a gingerbread Christmas, |
| 1:56.9 | Tyler McRae was cast for the lead unisex gingerbread child instead of me. |
| 2:02.4 | I met with the music teacher after class and angry tears and I demanded the part. |
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