HBM025: The Sasquatch of Pumpkintown VS Motley Crue Jon Bon Jovi
Here Be Monsters
Here Be Monsters Podcast
4.6 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2013
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
Homemade Bigfoot costumes can get you in a lot of trouble. And in gun-toting community of Pumpkintown, SC, a fake Bigfoot costume might get you killed too. But when the recession caused a local outfitter’s store sales to sag, it was a risk he was willing to take.
In the episode, Ben Becker tells the story of a disgusting hound dog named “Motley Crue John Bon Jovi”, a tobacco-juice soaked Sasquatch suit, and the world’s worst hot sauce.
Sharp listeners should note that no one fact-checked a single claim in this story. Wait, actually, we did look up Pumpkintown on Google Maps. It’s a real place. Use discretion before you use anything else in your term paper.
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| 0:00.0 | Can you tell me what you ate for breakfast? |
| 0:03.6 | I had four raw eggs and five flapjacks with some espresso with a shot of whiskey in it. |
| 0:11.0 | You're one of the most disgusting people at, uh... |
| 0:12.8 | That's what I have for breakfast. |
| 0:14.4 | What's your name? |
| 0:15.4 | Ben Becker. |
| 0:16.8 | Tell me, tell me just something about yourself. |
| 0:18.9 | I'm 29 and uh, living in Boulder, Colorado for going on my third year and trying to |
| 0:27.4 | train to withstand anything. |
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