The five-year-old birthday party scene is pretty wild.

It's wild.

It's intense.

You go to like other parents' five-year-old birthday parties and they're bawling out of control, spending like 100 racks. And you're like, oh, shit. I didn't do 100, but I did close to that for the first birthday. The first birthday, we went crazy too. And then after that, we were like, this is out of control. Cinderella carriage, horse drawn, white Clydesdales, you know, parade.

Like I went nuts.

We had a pony.

Yeah. Well, I was in Houston. You could paint the pony. Well, paint a pony. The kids were into it. I bet they were. You like slather paint on the pony. A lavender pony? All the hounds of different colors. Anyway, no jumper, coolest podcasts podcast on the world and today we're tapped

in we got hazel e on the podcast how you feeling it was popping i'm feeling good feeling blessed yeah i mean i

i met you um a couple weeks ago and i think it's fair to say that you were you were in love at the time. I wouldn't go as far as in love, but in a lot of like. You were, you were touching on this man and vice versa. You were, you were in the throat. We were into it. We were into each other. Yeah, I was crazy. I thought we were, you know? Yeah, no. Okay, so where did that come from? Like, I'm just so confused about how this even flared up.

Right.

Because we haven't even talked.

Like, he literally did his thing online, talk trash.

But I think I was like matching his energy because he was doing a bunch of 20v ones.

Yeah.

And then this whole like repertoire and, you know, collection of animals and species.

And I didn't know, like, at that moment when you saw us, that it was like going to be like

a I'm one in his collection.

Okay.

I wasn't in his, I was his top two draft pick, top three, Hazel makes the top three, like,

when do we get to a draft? Like, I never agreed to be a part of a conglomerate of other females. So what was that first moment like when you saw each other in the club? Did he just grab a hold of you and you were just, that was it? When we first linked? Yeah. Oh, we were at the league with meme house. It was like a basketball thing. Oh, okay. And then, yeah, we were at um the league but meme house was like a basketball thing oh okay and then yeah we we walked in and he was there and it was like oh my god i just text you i can't believe you're out of jail like we hadn't seen each other since 2023 right and then um he's like take my number i got a new number i was like okay bet then he hit me and he's like where you at i was like i'm at almighty j's single release party right around the corner. Meenhouse doing it. He's like, I'm bet. Then he hit me. And he's like, where are you at? I was like, I'm at all my DJ's single release party right around the corner. Meantau was doing it. He's like,

right, I was supposed to go to that too. Oh, yeah, I remember. Yeah. And then he pulled up on me. And then, you know, I was like, all right, let's get bottles. And then we were standing there talking. He's all in my ear. He's like, you want to go viral? And I was like, okay. So I told Shirley,

I was like, yeah, get the cameras.

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