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Hollywood Handbook

Hayes Becomes a Podcast (with Jordan Morris)

Hollywood Handbook

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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JORDAN MORRIS helps The Boys communicate with each other after Hayes becomes a podcast.

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0:00.0

Yeah, I mean, so forgive me. Obviously, like, I'm a little bit sweaty. It's a few things, you know, because I'm nervous for my friend.

0:13.0

And also, life goes on. That can't be my problem the whole time. I have to build a desk.

0:23.0

So, you know, I've got, you can see behind me, there's some parts, some parts on the ground. And that'll be, you know, that'll be nice when I get it together.

0:36.0

But I'm trying to do that and every now and then I just stop and I go, I'm so scared for my friend. Like, what's happening for him? And then I'll go, oh no, where's this screw? This is like part like 34.

0:48.0

I mean, you see, you know, hang on. I got all these different kinds of screws, you know what I mean? What are these brackets going to be? You know what I mean? So I'm like, obviously, I'm worried about my friend.

1:02.0

And then I'm also like, I'm worried about me because I'm like, that's a lot of brackets to sort through. And it's just a little sticker that tells you which piece is which. And I'm like, not all that confident that I'm not going to eat the stickers.

1:17.0

And hey, man, I, you know, I'm, I'm bummed about Hayes. I'm worried about Hayes too, but like, dude, you kind of, you kind of build that desk, you know, and it's not just literally about building the desk.

1:33.0

Like what is the table behind me? Yeah. I mean, I was going to say there's a symbolic thing. It's like, you know, you got to build that desk. What does that mean to you?

1:42.0

To you, it's literally building a desk, but it is. Yeah. You know, we've all what are you saying? Sorry. Well, I was trying to, I was trying to make it into like a metaphor for like, you know, self care, which is just so important. It's so important that we get caught up in the, in the sort of hustle, puzzle of everyone else and what they're doing. Everyone else is hustle, puzzle.

2:04.0

And you, and you're going, oh, you know, I'm so worried about taking care of everybody else, which guilty, you know, I'm always, yeah, I'm the caretaker. And I'm looking out for house. Hey, too, I'm also a caretaker. I'm also a caretaker.

2:19.0

I am as well. The two of us both are. I'm maybe the biggest one and you are, you know, possibly number two. I'm, yeah, we're not, and we're not that close. But I take care of Kevin. I have a lot of mouths to feed.

2:31.0

Sure. But also, I mean, I was taking care of you earlier when I suggested the self care. So I was, but I, of course, was taking care of you by having you on the show at all.

2:40.0

That's true. So I mean, we're one of us is one and one of us is two. And sometimes it switches. It switches a lot. Sometimes that's what's so funny is it can go up and down. Yeah.

2:48.0

But, um, yeah, but I'm, you know, I'm doing this one thing for myself, which is that I'm getting all these screws and different pieces. And I'm making a desk.

2:59.0

That's really, that's really beautiful, man. Yeah. Thank you. Um, thank you. But anyway, Hayes. So Hayes isn't here. So let's talk about it. So he's not here. But he also is here. What does he mean? Hey, this guy's talking crazy.

3:14.0

The audience, right? Like, again, you ever hear Gaffkin do it?

3:19.0

What's he, what's he talking? I haven't seen Gaffkin. Yeah, I'm just trying to remember the voice. Why is he saying Hayes is here? That's it. Hayes, but I can't see Hayes.

3:29.0

Oh, Hayes is not here. Why is this guy saying?

3:34.0

Surely when somebody's in the room, you see him. Maybe I don't see him. I'm unclear on how eyes work. Something like that.

3:43.0

This guy's losing his mind. Hey, he's so anyway, Hayes is here. But he's not here. What does he mean?

3:50.0

He, well, Hayes has a lot of podcasts, right? We all know this. He's got a, I have a lot. You have a lot.

3:59.0

Hayes has a real lot. I mean, I have a lot. We don't need to get into who has more. Well, I really don't want to because that's actually how this happened. Hayes was, he got one of his famous peeping contests.

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