Hay (the Greeting and the Horse Food (Centaurs Part 2 (Centaurs Part 1 Should Have Been a Shut up a Second)))

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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In which our heroes greet each other, munch down on some horse food, and then talk a bunch about centaurs as we discuss hay.Head to wish.org/dannyshaves to help out the make-a-wish foundation AND make an old man shave his moustache.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadAdam: twitter.com/RetroArchetypeClaire: https://twitter.com/cl_mccormack

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0:00.0	Sand's Pants Radio. Just chalk it up to handsome good looks.
0:06.3	What's cracking?
0:07.6	Dickheads, it's me, Jackson, and welcome to today's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:11.8	Too quick for introductions.
0:13.4	Today's topic is hay.
0:15.3	The exclamation or maybe the food.
0:17.5	But not the people food, the horse food, for clarification.
0:20.0	Is there a people food that's hay?
0:21.8	Me!
0:22.2	Me!
0:26.3	What is Santor eat hay or just apples?
0:33.9	Apples.
0:34.6	You want to imagine that because they got a human mouth, they eat like human foods.
0:38.3	And they'll have human organs. I saw a weird thing today. Sorry. Fuck the hay topic. We're talking about centaurs. Yeah, no one. No fair. Centaur's part two. Centals part two. Yep. Centaurs again. Our lady centaur gives birth to a baby centaur.
0:54.9	Does it suck her centaur nipples or her human nipples?
0:57.5	I've seen this question. Yep. Centaugh's again. If a lady centaur gives birth to a baby centaur, does it suck her centaur nipples or her human
0:57.4	nipples?
0:57.5	I've seen this question as well.
0:59.2	It's a good question.
1:00.5	It blew my mind. Guys, I was meant to have a productive day at work and I couldn't stop
1:02.6	think about centaur nipples.
1:03.5	Here's a counter question. Have you ever seen a female centaur?
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