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🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.3 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.2 | We love you. |
| 0:18.1 | We know God has great things in store. |
| 0:20.1 | If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:24.5 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:26.9 | But thanks so much for tuning in. |
| 0:28.4 | And thank you again for coming out today. |
| 0:30.4 | I'd like to start with something funny. |
| 0:32.1 | And I heard about these three sisters, ages 96, 94, 92. |
| 0:37.9 | They lived together. And one day the 96-year-old draws a bath, and she puts one foot in and |
| 0:43.5 | stops. |
| 0:44.4 | She hollers downstairs and says, I can't remember if I was getting in or getting out. |
| 0:49.5 | The 94-year-old says, hang on, I'll come up and help you. |
| 0:52.9 | She gets halfway up the stairs and stops. She says, I can't remember if I was going up or coming down. The 92-year-old shook her head and said, I hope I never get that forgetful. She knocked on wood for good luck. Then she said, hang on, I'll come help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door. That's not us, amen. Hold your |
| 1:13.5 | Bible's up. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says |
| 1:20.1 | I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess. |
| 1:32.8 | My mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. |
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