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Joel Osteen Podcast

Having The God Kind Of Faith | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

God wants to give you the kind of faith that challenges you to go beyond the barriers of your past.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend? We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. God bless you. It is always a joy to come into your homes. We love you and we're believing that this year is going to be your best

0:21.2

year so far. We just appreciate you tuning in. If you're ever in our area, come out and be a part

0:26.1

of one of our services. These are the finest people in all of Houston right here at Lakewood.

0:30.7

We'd love to have you be a part. And thanks for tuning in today. I like to get started each

0:36.8

week with something kind of funny.

0:38.2

And I heard about this burglar that broke into a home one night. And as he was stealing the

0:43.7

stereo, he heard a voice saying, Jesus is watching. He froze in his tracks. He shined the flashlight

0:50.9

around the room. And he noticed over in the corner there was a parrot.

0:54.7

He said, did you say that?

0:56.2

The parrot said, yep, I'm just trying to warn you.

0:59.5

He looked kind of confused and said, warn me.

1:01.6

What do you mean?

1:02.2

Who are you?

1:03.3

The parrot said, my name is Moses.

1:07.1

He laughed and said, what kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses?

1:11.8

The parrot replied the same kind of people that would name a 150-pound rotweiler, Jesus.

1:19.4

All right. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have.

1:29.3

I can do what it says I can do.

1:31.8

Today I will be taught the Word of God.

1:34.6

I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive.

1:39.7

I will never be the same.

1:41.6

In Jesus' name. God bless you.

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