Having The God Kind Of Faith | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend? We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. God bless you. It is always a joy to come into your homes. We love you and we're believing that this year is going to be your best |
| 0:21.2 | year so far. We just appreciate you tuning in. If you're ever in our area, come out and be a part |
| 0:26.1 | of one of our services. These are the finest people in all of Houston right here at Lakewood. |
| 0:30.7 | We'd love to have you be a part. And thanks for tuning in today. I like to get started each |
| 0:36.8 | week with something kind of funny. |
| 0:38.2 | And I heard about this burglar that broke into a home one night. And as he was stealing the |
| 0:43.7 | stereo, he heard a voice saying, Jesus is watching. He froze in his tracks. He shined the flashlight |
| 0:50.9 | around the room. And he noticed over in the corner there was a parrot. |
| 0:54.7 | He said, did you say that? |
| 0:56.2 | The parrot said, yep, I'm just trying to warn you. |
| 0:59.5 | He looked kind of confused and said, warn me. |
| 1:01.6 | What do you mean? |
| 1:02.2 | Who are you? |
| 1:03.3 | The parrot said, my name is Moses. |
| 1:07.1 | He laughed and said, what kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses? |
| 1:11.8 | The parrot replied the same kind of people that would name a 150-pound rotweiler, Jesus. |
| 1:19.4 | All right. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. |
| 1:29.3 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:31.8 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
| 1:34.6 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
| 1:39.7 | I will never be the same. |
| 1:41.6 | In Jesus' name. God bless you. |
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