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Guaranteed human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Dear Elvis, my husband, Paul, is so relieved. We're not hosting Thanksgiving at our house this year. So we're going to my Aunt Rachel's house. All we have to do is bring a salad. Isn't that nice? Nice. So let's call my husband. Let him know that, well,

things have changed. He's going to go into a panic when he finds out, well, for whatever reason, we have to have the family over at our house instead. Let's get him going. All right, so Jenny

obviously wants to irritate husband, Paul. She's doing the phone tap herself. Let's listen in to

today's holiday phone tap.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi, honey.

Hi.

We have a problem.

What?

Rachel just called me.

Her and Karen got into a huge blowout, and apparently Rachel kicked the stove and completely broke the whole stove.

Okay.

So, you know, she has to cook all the food.

So I told her that I'll do it.

Oh, you got to be kidding me.

Not with our money.

Well, let me buying all the food.

I need you to go and pick up all the stuff. They're a mess over there. You gotta do this like right now. No kidding me. Just forget about it. Just cancel it. No. Not doing that. That's stupid. Don't you think? No, no, no. We have to do this. You know how much Thanksgiving means to me. It's not Thanksgiving.

This is you being used again.

You're going to cook all the food?

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