Welcome back to the basement yard today. I am joined by Steven Segal himself.

How you doing Joe?

You look like Steven Segal today. It's Frankie everybody.

Well, I look like Steven Segal. Yes. Your hair is slicked all the way back into a ponytail.

You have a gun on you. I don't I wish. And you were in a black shirt. I mean, I wish I had it.

Actually, I do carry a gun.

Dick jokes. I got it in hot. It's a pea shooter. It's a pea shooter. That means a lot of things so that joke works.

So it does pea shoot pea. I've never gotten Steven Segal. And I'm I got to be honest. I'm upset I did.

You're more like Antonio Ben Darius. All right. I like that.

I'm my booze and boots. Yes. All right. I can that's not bad. That's the first time I've ever done that impression.

I just got wet. That's what I'm going to say. I'm going to throw that out there.

You're in a leather chair too. So what you're just sitting in it. Yeah. I'm going to slide off your slide off the chair.

Thank you guys for putting up with my nasally voice. I have been gone. Well, I wasn't here last week because I had the flu.

Oh, yeah. I was ready to die. Yeah. Super cool with dying last week. I would have been all right.

I just still got to feel what's up? Nope. Still got the flu. No, I'm fine now. But literally Saturday and Sunday. I couldn't leave my bed. Good. No.

It was the fucking worst. I like seriously. Like at one point I would like look up at the sky and just be like, take me.

You don't have a roof? No, I sleep outside. You're lying outside. That might have been the issue.

I look up at the sky and realize I'm a spark. So thanks for putting up with my nasally sounding noise.

The fuck was that? I'm young Sheldon. First of all, did you see the video that I tweeted today?

Oh, I have great words. Donald Trump. That was a worse. That was terrible. I've done a good one before. Yeah, that was really bad. That was so funny.

Do it. It was says Missouri. Yeah. It's Missouri. No, there was one where he said United. That's a really good one. And God bless.

Do you know how to do that? It's kind of like it's crazy that we went from such a great order or a writer. Excuse me.

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