Having Fun Isn't Hard
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
i edited this in the dallas airport on the way back from patrick's wedding. yes i did cry. anyone want to guest spot on the crunch next week? my better half is a honeymoon boy now.
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| 0:00.0 | I think it's interesting. |
| 0:01.1 | I do still kind of believe that we're messing up real art with our fake art. |
| 0:05.6 | That's okay, though, because Carvaggio would not mind. |
| 0:10.0 | He definitely would. |
| 0:11.0 | He would probably kill someone. |
| 0:12.1 | He would say, get out of here. |
| 0:13.8 | This is my artist studio. |
| 0:16.4 | You're putting lines on the paper. |
| 0:18.9 | Carvaggio was Italian, not French. |
| 0:23.6 | But the chili noodles. Zaradilly. putting lines on the paper Caravaggio was Italian not French Buttecally noodles Zerati cook |
| 0:28.6 | What's the regrettably we are all out of wine |
| 0:31.6 | This is a peasant dish |
| 0:33.6 | A peasant dish |
| 0:35.6 | I watched Rattitude and I thought about you the whole time. Welcome to the Crunch. |
| 0:51.3 | It is your boy Ethan. |
| 0:53.3 | Hey, I'm Patrick. I have a question. Is that a tattoo on your arm? |
| 0:56.5 | Wait, what are you talking about? Is that a tattoo on your arm? Where? Which arm? This one? Oh, the other one. No, I don't have anything on this arm. No, the other one. Do you think I have a tattoo on my other arm? He looked like you had like a hen on your arm. |
| 1:08.2 | Did you get a tattoo? |
| 1:09.3 | Did I get a tattoo? |
| 1:11.0 | It looks like, listen, did you get a tattoo? |
| 1:14.6 | You have to... like you had like a henna on your arm. Did you get a tattoo? Did I get a tattoo? It looks like, |
| 1:12.4 | listen, did you get a tattoo? You have to tell me these things. It's in your contract. |
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