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I just announced all my tour dates.

It's called the High and Mighty Tour.

I'm coming to Washington, D.C., Norfolk, Virginia, Madison, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Detroit, Michigan, Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati, Ohio, Denver, Colorado, Portland, Maine, Providence, Rhode Island, Springfield, Massachusetts, Chicago, of course, Indianapolis, Indiana, Louisville, Kentucky, Albuquerque, Mesa, Arizona, Kansas City, Missouri, St. Louis, Louis, Missouri, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Nashville, Tennessee, Charlotte, North Carolina, Durham, North Carolina,

Saratoga, California, Monterey, California, Modesto, California, and Portchester, New York, Boston,

Massachusetts, Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington. I will be touring from February through June. So go get your tickets now.

If you want to come see me perform, I will be on the high and mighty tour. Merry Christmas,

Catherine. It's Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Chelsea. I'm so excited. Jesus was born today or he died

today. He was born, so they say. I'm so excited about Christmas, guys. I am so excited. Jesus was born today or he died today? He was born, so they say. I'm so excited about Christmas, guys. I am such a holiday person. I have a lot of gifts under my tree, though, because I have poopsies and whoopsies and oopsies coming my way. So I've got to gift them all with their boyfriends now. They both have boyfriends and the boyfriends have sleepovers. So my house has turned into basically, I don't know, I guess a sex house. I mean, right. Is it like, it's obviously not separate bedrooms. Is it leave the door cracked? No, I'm not. You know what? I just let everybody do their thing. Everybody just, I don't, you know what? I'm not the parent. I don't make the rules. There are big girls,

whatever. When at Chelsea's house? Yeah, yeah. Come on over. Have a good time. By the way, I have like eight people staying at my house for like three nights. I don't know. I don't have enough room. So people are going to be sleeping with strangers. I got to tell you, instead of an air mattress, I don't know if you have these, but Coleman makes cots that are actually very comfortable to sleep on.

I will send you a link. Well, I mean, I have the space. It's just that people are going to have to sleep in bunk beds that don't know each other. And like, I don't have a big house here. Yeah, I always have bunk beds. Always in every house. Smart. In all of my homes.

So who's our guest today?

Oh, yes.

We have another one of my favorite actors is on today.

She's an actor and a singer and a songwriter.

She has two new projects that you could catch her in the show Wayward with May Martin

and her new movie, Goodbye June, and they're both on Netflix.

So please welcome Tony Collette. And here we are with Tony Collette. Oh my God. One of my favorite

people, actresses. I love you. I love you too. And I hope you know how passionately I feel

about your, I mean, listen, I'm not alone.

So I can't claim that I discovered you or I have some special way to see you because everybody loves you since we first found out about you. I think. Oh my God. I know, I know. It's such a great introduction. I can't stop talking. Yeah, keep going, baby. I can't stop waxing poetically about you. My introduction to you is Muriel's wedding, which of course is, you know, I mean, I still quote that movie as along with millions of other people. But in the past few years, you have been churning shit out, sister. You have been working your ass off. I've been lucky, yeah. Yeah, you are. Yeah, it's nice to be working and it's nice to be

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