Havin' Fun Yet?
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
War is raging! Gas is 7 thousand dollars a gallon! Our monthly bills are through the roof! Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about this fun we're all having. Special guest, comedian, Andrew Rivers joins the podcast.
Titus Podcast ...SCREAM SANITY!
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ChristopherTitus.com
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TheWillingBureau.com (The Hylinder)
AndrewJRivers.com
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:10.3 | This episode is brought to you by Athletic Greens, the solo stove, and Hello Fresh. |
| 0:14.7 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:19.3 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. Mental health, what is it? And why do people |
| 0:25.6 | keep telling me to manage it? The whole world has been living in crisis after crisis after crisis |
| 0:31.2 | for more than two years from a virus that is currently still killing at a 1.2% rate in America |
| 0:36.7 | and at a 3% rate in China. |
| 0:39.7 | In China, it's because, well, they refused our MRNA technology because it's from America. |
| 0:45.5 | And Americans have refused vaccines in America because it's from America. |
| 0:52.4 | You know, we're all the same. |
| 0:53.5 | What connects us to China is stupid people are dying and killing others in both countries. |
| 0:59.3 | The virus and lack of responding to it created lockdowns, which made us all have anxiety about bills and the future. |
| 1:08.0 | Will I die on a ventilator? And will this guy continue to say the dumbest |
| 1:13.1 | things we have ever heard? So one of these things is a certainty. There has been a mild, |
| 1:22.8 | unnoticeable creeping terror for two plus years. We've had to wear masks. We've had to see refrigerator trucks |
| 1:29.2 | full of bodies. We've had to close businesses and many of us lost jobs and homes. Schools closed |
| 1:36.6 | and some of you were forced to spend quality time with your kids and now you have a drinking |
| 1:43.3 | problem. It's been a nightmare. On top of that, |
| 1:46.8 | Putin has started what some are saying is World War III, including Israel. And when Israel says |
| 1:53.4 | it's a world war, the world should listen. Israel has had some experience in war. And yet after two years a nightmare, a little bit of light shone through. |
| 2:04.5 | We were coming out of the pandemic. |
| 2:06.8 | The economy was booming. |
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