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My name is Jack O'Brien.

I'm joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray.

Yay.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

What a time. What a time. What an episode. This is actually... We're stoked. We're stoked. Look, let's get into it. We're going to get into it. We're going to get into it, Miles. We're thrilled to be joined in our third and fourth seats by the hosts of the very popular book podcasts, Reading Glasses, and the newer show, Reading Smut from the Maximum Fun Network.

Please welcome back to the show, Mallory O'Mara and Brea Graham.

Where they called the experts in. We're here to answer some questions.

Yeah, we got them. We're here to help.

When you were on the regular episode, we got into talking.

I talked to how I've seen her dabbled in some more like intense sort of absurd smut.

And then when we were, Jack and I were talking about like, like, you know, we do these like run of episodes every holiday like, during the holidays. How do we do something different? We always talk about like the horniest movies. We have one horny Christmas episode. Yeah, we always have a horny Christmas episode. We've done horny movies. Yeah, horny shows. We are so honored to be here for your horny Christmas books. I mean, it was a light bulb moment.

We're like, what are we doing?

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