This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation with James O'Brien.

It's three minutes after ten, and you are listening to James O'Brien on LBC. A very good morning. Indeed, too.

I have got some great news for you later in the programme. I'll probably forget, you know me. The more I big up the looming announcements and the looming results, then the more likely I am to completely forget it. But this is actually quite exciting, especially for me, and it's linked to mystery hour. And most of you have probably worked out already what it is

with the enormous hints that I've dropped over the last few months.

But I think we will be able to formally confirm plans a little later today

because it is Thursday, which means at 12.

We have our weekly adventures in the shallow end of life.

Back to the deep end first, though.

And a sort of return to yesterday's questions, because I think we got it right yesterday on the curious conundrum, really,

that the Prime Minister has wrapped himself in. It became clear last week, I think, or certainly by the beginning of

this week, that the decision to lift coronavirus restrictions currently in place for five days

over Christmas was ridiculous. And they set themselves the task of acknowledging how ridiculous

it is without changing course.

And you know how Donald Trump has spent the last few weeks?

You probably haven't even noticed because there's this, what you might call saturation point,

where so much crazy stuff is going on.

Kirstama referred to the Wellingborough Conservatives, I think,

sending out advice on how to sort of, well,

drown out the truth, really, with

nonsense. And Donald Trump's been trying

to get the election result overturned

with a succession of completely

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