What was your funniest time walking in on somebody in the buff?

I work at McDonald's, and one day, while I was handing a woman her food, I saw that she was in the

middle of sending naughty pictures of herself. When I was living in New Zealand, one night my

roommate brought home a guy from a bar, and they did the deed on the couch. It just so happened

that the couch was on the opposite side of the wall from

my bed, so I heard it all. But that's besides the point. The next morning I woke up to a text

from a different roommate saying that there was a clotheless guy on the couch. I casually went to

the bathroom to sneak a peek, and there he was, all in his glory, passed out on the couch. The

roommate who bought him home was nowhere to be found. We later found

her curled up on the bathroom floor, also in the buff. And now they're married, the end.

That's not how you do a one-night stand at all. As a kid, I always went to summer camp in a different

state, and we would often take multi-day canoe trips around the general area. On one of these trips,

after a long day of paddling down a river, the trip leader decided to stop on an island

and set up camp for the night. As the day progressed, the sunshine turned to rain, and before we

knew it, it was a full-on monsoon. As me and a bunch of other boys huddled under a tarp,

someone pointed out two people swimming on the other side of the river.

We noticed it's two guys and a girl and continue to watch. Before we know it, the girl stands up revealing she is completely clotheless. In fact, all three were skinny dipping. Being teenage boys,

we decided to yell and wave at them, asking if they'd like any smores, while taking turns

looking through the binoculars.

We thought they would be embarrassed. However, they weren't phased by this, and one of the dudes began to swim over. I'll never forget his face as he got closer and realized we were a bunch of

little kids. Needless to say, we gave him a smore. In conclusion, saw an unclothed river girl

and fed an equally stark as man a small.

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