My first quick channel in my car,

it's going to show you stories and headlines.

He is not working on it.

All right, there's a pending bill in Illinois

that could legalize hanging decorations

from your car's rear view mirror.

Wait, what?

It's not legal in Illinois to have, like, fuzzy dice,

rosaries, those smelly trees.

So even if you want an air freshener,

you couldn't do that.

Correct.

Come on.

You could be pulled over by officers to be cited.

Listen, just because you can put a fuzzy dice up,

does not mean that you will.

After a certain age, probably, well, but you might put it.

First of the time, it used to be a high school tassel.

Right.

High school tassel.

Yeah, stuff like that, man.

New tears.

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