This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

You have the best Christmas ever.

I got a hair thing.

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

Hello and welcome to the Red Box podcast I'm Matt Chorley.

Apologies if you missed us last week but with the Commons returning from recess we

are back with plenty to talk about. Times political editor Francis Elliot will explain why number 10 is banking on Jeremy Corbyn of all people.

Deputy political leaders Sam Coates warns we don't understand how Westminster spends our money.

But first, Times columnist Jenny Russell thinks we've all missed the point on the Panama Papers.

So all the revelations about industrial scale tax evasion worldwide have been boiled down by the British into a single problem with a single solution.

What we need to do in order to tackle the trillions of pounds that have evaded government oversight

globally is to demand to see the tax records of MPs and the PM.

Are we really so dull and so parochial and so vengeful about our elected representatives

that we think that's what matters?

This is a once in a century chance to ride a wave of international indignation and bring tax

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