Have some dignity!

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz passes out, doesn't understand why people are jumping up and down about Epstein and Diddy, the importance of having an edible poker face and so much more!

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0:00.0	Kick this motherfucker, Meal Lee. What's happened, you're
0:28.0	Uncle Joey here and his trusted fucking maniac buddy,
0:33.0	Lee Syatt for another installment
0:35.4	of the church of what's happening now, new addition.
0:38.6	What's going on, Tarzan?
0:39.9	I'm doing great, dude.
0:40.8	Hold on.
0:41.4	I forgot.
0:42.3	It's the 15th of July.
0:43.7	The rent is almost due, cock suckers.
0:45.8	You know what I'm saying?
0:46.6	That's how quick shit is moving.
0:49.9	It was just two weeks ago.
0:51.3	You were lighting fireworks, right?
0:52.8	Three days ago, you were jumping up and down with your uncle, happy fourth.
0:56.2	Look, it's the fucking 15th already.
0:58.1	It's great.
0:58.8	But you pay the rent right as it's due.
1:00.6	I always wait until the fifth.
1:01.6	Like, even today, like the mortgage, I pay the mortgage as, like, as late as I can.
1:07.4	The 11th.
1:08.1	You pay the mortgage on the 11th?
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