Hello and welcome to the J Train Podge.

I'm the director of the J Train Chairfree Community Live.

From the quarantine cabin on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

We are here Mondays and Thursdays with your emails, your stories, your questions.

I say it every episode. Let me say it again.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for being a part of this show.

It's a user-generated show. That's how we do it.

You listen, you tele-friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa.

Anyone with ears really will take them.

And then you support the sponsors and I put out the funnies.

That's what they call me. Jared, the funnies, freed.

I put them out, you come over, you collect your haws, and then you go about your day.

And I will say this right now, I love doing podcasts.

I love listening to podcasts because you, you, Mr. Listener, you miss or miss is listener.

Get to put your brain on the shelf for an hour and let Papa J T and my guests take the wheel.

That's how it works. And if you're watching on YouTube, full episodes on YouTube,

I am currently wearing the brand new Beach by Noon Hat.

It's fully adjustable. We have many colors. I'm wearing a white.

And you can see I am of the opinion.

And this, listen, I could be wrong.

Opinions can be wrong. I'll find out through the test of my wallet.

I'm of the opinion that no one wants to wear a hat that says Jared freed on it.

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